Dispatch war rocket Ajax!

Poor old Conor Cummins. Denied participation in the first Superbike race of the week due to a hand injury sustained at the North West 200 he still has to go on telly wearing the worst corporate swag I've seen in a long time.

I thought McLaren had finally laid to rest any possible competition in this field a few years in F1. At Silverstone their stalls were resplendent in Hugo Boss shirts and hats that seemed to be made of a material so plastic and scratchy that it was a challenge to the committed McLaren fan. How much do you love us eh? Will you wear this? This? How about this? You stupid idiot. You'll pay £40 for a t-shirt too won't you, you dumb shit. Never mind the ridiculously ugly pleats.

But now Conor is forced to do a bit to camera dressed like an am-dram production of Flash Gordon. D'ya wanna be in my gang?