Sub standard pt2

A new category is required in the sensational "Golden D'uuur for stating the bleedin' obvious" Headline awards. A special tribute when a sub employs a headline so stupid it leaves you slack-jawed in amazement.

The Times Online gave us the following story:
Cockney accent is dying out in parts of its spiritual home, according to research. A study of speech in the East End found that the accent of London’s working classes is being replaced with a new dialect.
With the headline...

"Trouble and strife for cockney rhyming slang"

Whaaa?

I'm hoping this talented individual will be headlining stories about the current New Orleans weather situation

"Katrina and the Waves"