Ronnie Corbett starts auditions
'Good evening. It's nice to be with you again, isn't it Ronnie, and in a packed programme tonight we'll be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet.'
posted by Chris at 9:10 am
3 Step to the white courtesy phone:
Good old driverChris I thought. Been tinkering with old Photoshop I thought. But wait. It can't be? It is! And then tea came out through my nose.
October 19, 2005 3:46 pm
Just wait for the Christmas special, Saddam plays Tariq a Bagdhad torturer in the legendary 'ironmongers' sketch - asking for 4 candles and a length of hose. With hilarious results.
For the finale he'll strap on a big bass drum and in a display of verbally dextrous singing list the entire inventory of weapons he bought off Britain and America through the eighties and nineties to the tune Gilbert & Sullivan's 'Modern Major General'
October 20, 2005 9:50 am
Send it in to Private Eye - their comparison last week was crap by comparison to yours.
November 07, 2005 10:12 pm
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