19 October, 2005

Ronnie Corbett starts auditions

'Good evening. It's nice to be with you again, isn't it Ronnie, and in a packed programme tonight we'll be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet.'

3 Step to the white courtesy phone:

Blogger MadMondo shout your mess

Good old driverChris I thought. Been tinkering with old Photoshop I thought. But wait. It can't be? It is! And then tea came out through my nose.

October 19, 2005 3:46 pm

 
Blogger Chris shout your mess

Just wait for the Christmas special, Saddam plays Tariq a Bagdhad torturer in the legendary 'ironmongers' sketch - asking for 4 candles and a length of hose. With hilarious results.

For the finale he'll strap on a big bass drum and in a display of verbally dextrous singing list the entire inventory of weapons he bought off Britain and America through the eighties and nineties to the tune Gilbert & Sullivan's 'Modern Major General'

October 20, 2005 9:50 am

 
Blogger MadMondo shout your mess

Send it in to Private Eye - their comparison last week was crap by comparison to yours.

November 07, 2005 10:12 pm

 

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