This season's must chav accessory

Damn the proles and their label obsessed little lives. Years of careful sponsorship and brand building turn to shit in a matter of seconds when some stinking peasant-captain appears on Trisha wearing Hackett, suddenly it's the dimwit-cover of choice, and after a two week sales rise sweatshops all over the Far East crank up production of Blurberry and Reebak to feed the market stalls.

Even worse news for enthusiasts of shiny must-have technology, it's the latest battleground for street respect, as reported by Tech Digest's Telewest Shiny Awards for the most Chav Gadget

So what's the gadget du jour for our Burberry-clad, tracky-wearing Daniela/Goldie Looking Chain wannabees? Here's the nominations. They'll let us know which is this year's Must-Chav gadget on Friday December 2nd.

Motorola RAZR
Apple iPod shuffle
Nokia 8880
Nintendo DS
Sega iDog
Motorola/oakley RAZRWIRE
Sony PSP

So if you own any of the above you have either enjoyed your moment on the cutting edge, or are a chav. (WBB?)
And if you own more than one of the above, I'd seriously reconsider walking home through the rough council estate.