08 November, 2005

Wont somebody think of the children?

Prepare to soil yourself laughing - BBC news presenters including Natasha Kaplinsky and Dermot Murnaghan are to perform rock band Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody for Children in Need.

Fiona Bruce and Bill Turnbull are among those to dress up in long-haired wigs and Lycra suits to "headbang" along to the rock hit.

How about next year we organise a 5 minute film to be shown just after Eastenders and Coronation Street. It simply shows that there are still thousands of children in this country and around the world who could benefit from our charity. Some are deprived and some are in real danger, please give generously.

Or we could continue with another grotesque clusterfuck of self regarding "personalities" playing the charity card to enjoy a great cross-platform promotion for their BBC Enterprises book and series. All scripted and directed by a twat thrown out of Footlights for being unfunny and derivative. That one off Birds of a Feather will shit on a glass coffee table for the chance of an appearance, I checked with her agent.

Kaplinsky told the Radio Times: "This is a chance to show everybody that we can have a laugh, too."
She added: "For the rest of the year our job is to be serious. I think that's why people enjoy watching us.
"Every year, I say: 'This is the last time I'm going to make such a fool of myself'. And every year I find myself coming back for more humiliation
."

11 Step to the white courtesy phone:

Anonymous Anonymous shout your mess

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November 08, 2005 10:27 am

 
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November 08, 2005 11:17 am

 
Blogger Taoski shout your mess

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November 08, 2005 12:29 pm

 
Blogger Richard shout your mess

Natasha Kaplinsky humiliates herself regularly while presenting the BBC breakfast news program aloong with festering offal brained cretin Dermot Murnaghan.

What a pair of vacuous cunts.

November 09, 2005 12:35 am

 
Blogger Chris shout your mess

Ta Mr T, I felt 'twas time for an Autumnal rehash.

How many exclamation marks? You're not Anonymous are you?

November 09, 2005 10:38 am

 
Blogger bigfootcookie shout your mess

Yet another night I shall be teaching my kids (and myself) how to play Texas Hold 'em, or Scrabble, instead of watching this pile of celebrity self-promoting drivel.

November 10, 2005 9:17 pm

 
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I'm off too television centre to deliver the post - 50 clips of 30 should be enough?

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