05 July, 2006

Motoring apparel

A lot of people ask me, "Driverchris, what's the best thing to wear in the car", I usually reply that a simple choker or some classic small diamond stud earings will set of the latex nicely and can you please hurry it up it's getting hot in these things.

But I digress. The main thing is to be comfortable. For some people that means light, breathable natural fibres. For others it's stripping naked on garage forecourts late at night.

Oh yes, if you have children or drunk exhibitionist friends (it's amazing how one can lead to the other) you'll be wanting to spec a leather interior next time.

7 Step to the white courtesy phone:

Blogger Captain Beefheart shout your mess

Oh my sweet Mary Lou! I can only splutter defensively that I've lost a little weight since then, and that the camera adds ten pounds.

Naked in the back seat of a Merc is not a good look unless you're a teenage hooker

July 05, 2006 4:48 pm

 
Anonymous Anonymous shout your mess

I still can't get the winnits and skiddies of the seats.

At least you've got folds of flab in that picture. Mine would look like a flesh coloured hemisphere with a crab ladder going south along the meridian.

July 05, 2006 5:44 pm

 
Blogger Tao shout your mess

Nice "moobs" man!

July 05, 2006 7:43 pm

 
Blogger bigfootcookie shout your mess

Crikey!

July 05, 2006 8:20 pm

 
Blogger Captain Beefheart shout your mess

A fleshy hemisphere is very attractive in a man. That smooth, sensual curve is more appealing than my saggy folds of sweaty hairy flesh, anyway.

Sorry, were you eating...?

July 06, 2006 9:48 pm

 
Blogger Ghone shout your mess

Do you change at an hourly rate Beefy?

July 06, 2006 11:11 pm

 
Blogger Captain Beefheart shout your mess

Change or charge? Are you accusing me of being a rent boy or a shape-shifter?

July 07, 2006 4:45 am

 

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