01 August, 2005

Sub standard

Some waggish sub-ed at BBC online headlined the following story...
Alder Road in Balsall Heath, Birmingham Hundreds of residents were left homeless Residents whose homes were affected by the tornado in Birmingham have hit out at the city council over the time taken to restore the area.

Tornado residents slate council

Well I suppose they had a few spare.

The Daily Mail responded with...
Tornado to hit motorists' pockets
Waah?

The Sun's hard working subs are still looking for that elusive Big Brother angle. However in their haste not to be scooped by the other red-tops with the shock news that Bond will drive a Fiat in his next cinematic outing they couldn't even wait for the lad who knows how to work PhotoShop to arrive in the office. Undaunted they produced this meisterwork of TattyShopping. Readers of a sensitive regard for the rules of perspective, sympathetic composition or skill may wish to avoid. Taoski's TattyShop masterclass has been alerted to News International's plight.

15 Step to the white courtesy phone:

Blogger Taoski shout your mess

Surely a fiat Panda would have been a better choice for that excuse for a PotatoShop image? And those missiles are at totally the wrong angle!

Agent "00-sausage fingers" will be able to do a Q style rundown on the plastic interior and 2 band AM/LW stereo system of the new Bond Panda.

August 01, 2005 11:19 am

 
Blogger Chris shout your mess

*petrolhead pedant alert*

That is the new Fiat Panda. (puts toungue into lower lip and says duuur!)

Taoski's regular readers will know that car issues bring him out in
frantic sweats so he's forgiven this faux pas

August 01, 2005 11:50 am

 
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High-lairious(sic)

August 01, 2005 12:32 pm

 
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Well if that is true then i sit corrected and have slapped my own buttocks with a springy birch.

Cars are like women.

"After they have driven you far from home and sucked you dry of your money, they insult the size of your penis when they are drunk with your mates and leave you feeling small, rejected and alone in this big expanding universe"

Or is that just me?

August 01, 2005 2:41 pm

 
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ooo-kay,

Paging Dr Freud, paging Dr Freud.

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Is that really a picture of Dr HST on your page or is it you with a rug and some shades?

August 01, 2005 10:34 pm

 
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My secret shame. I bought the "Sven" in brunette and a roll of double-sided.

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