05 December, 2005

Shock findings

If you want a survey that is both utterly pointless and so teeth grindingly obvious that it makes you smash your head into a wall to stop the tide of idiocy filling any more precious brain cells... you'll need to employ an accountancy firm.

Some 200 London and Manchester cab drivers were polled by accountancy firm BDO Stoy Hayward to coincide with Gordon Brown's pre-budget report on Monday, they were asked what policies they would pursue if they were chancellor for a day. Wait for it...

Black cab drivers would cut fuel tax.

Fuck a doodle doo! I can imagine your astonishment dear reader. Who'da thunkit, professional full-time vehicle operators would like to spend less on fuel. If only John Maynard Keynes were alive to interpret this nugget of economic wisdom.

Another popular measure was financially penalising school run motorists. Really? Well I never.

Most popular policies though with black cab drivers were the systematic dismantling of all GPS technologies, and sending all the wogs back to Calais nar worramean guv?

7 Step to the white courtesy phone:

Blogger Richard shout your mess

You'll never guess 'ho I 'ad in va back a me cab last night....

December 05, 2005 12:27 pm

 
Blogger psmly01 shout your mess

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

December 05, 2005 6:14 pm

 
Blogger MadMondo shout your mess

I had that Gordon Brown in the back of my cab once. Asked him 'bout tha 'conomy but he could say much seein' as 'e 'ad Tony's cock stuffed in his marf at the time.

December 06, 2005 11:17 am

 
Blogger God shout your mess

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December 06, 2005 12:07 pm

 
Blogger God shout your mess

I had that Chuck Norris in the back of my cab once. He asked forgiveness for Delta Force. I declined. He knew I was right.

For fun I have now made him just slightly incontinent every time he does a roundhouse kick.

December 06, 2005 12:09 pm

 
Blogger psmly01 shout your mess

I heard that Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits

December 06, 2005 12:54 pm

 
Blogger Chris shout your mess

Like a coiled redneck

December 07, 2005 9:19 am

 

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