Big Oil meanies

Chrysler's chief spokesman Jason Vines took on major oil companies on Monday, saying they had failed to combat high gas prices, demonstrating outright greed.

"Big Oil would rather fill the pockets of its executives and shareholders, rather than spend sufficient amounts to reduce the price of fuel, letting consumers, during tough economic times, pick up the tab," he wrote on an official Chrysler blog, open only to automotive journalists and industry analysts.

Well gee whizz Jason you say Big Oil only care about making profits for it's shareholders? What in christing fuck did you expect? A face-painting tent on every forecourt and half-price Wednesdays?

If you want to send a message the mean old men in Big Oil, those bad ol' Texans who are so cruelly working the market to their advantage.

You may want to stop fitting 5.7 litre Hemi V8's into even your most mumsy shopping trolleys like the appalling Chrysler Aspen.

Just a thought.