I'll take it in any colour as long as it's black

The Tupelo, Mississippi based American Family Association has launched a boycott of Ford Motor Co., angry that Ford continues to advertise in gay publications.

"Ford has every right to give hundreds of thousands of dollars to groups promoting homosexual marriage. But those who oppose homosexual marriage have every right not to buy automobiles made by Ford Motor Company," the AFA said in a statement on its website.

In December, Ford decided to pull advertising for its Jaguar and Land Rover luxury brands from gay publications, but then reversed course after coming under fire from gay-rights activists for having conceded to pressure from the AFA.

The AFA are also concerned with the corrosive nature of porn, gambling, science and jews.

But it's his car that defines every right thinking American Christian Man's identity.
"Ford should be about rough tough trucks for macho men with a moustache and a can-do attitude" said one deeply confused Southern Christian. "I don't want no ku-weers buying a purdy truck like me and my boys go to the wrestlin' show in...

...sometimes I like to polish it up real nice, and then I take it out and drive it down a muddy backroad. Kew-wee boy, he sure does buck underneath you, it's powerful fun."

A San Fransisco based Audi owner, who dresses with flair was quoted as saying "Closet issues, puh-lease!"