God still at large in Toronto area

Relief after 'miracle' air escape BBC

Miracle fireball survivors Sun

'A miracle' no deaths as Air France flight skids off runway, burns in Toronto CBC

Canadian Transport minister Jean Lapierre commented...
"I would say this is a miracle," he said. "It's nothing short of a miracle."
He then wildly shouted into the still-turbulent skies an anxious prayer entreating his vengeful God to spare the airport infrastructure.

On the accident, Greater Toronto Airport Authority spokesman Steve Shaw said the reason for so few injuries was because of the speed and professionalism of everyone involved. "The aircraft was evacuated very rapidly, the emergency services responded very quickly," he said. Luckily an angry mob swiftly descended on the heretic, and his foul pernicous lies were stopped with the purifying flames of righteousness.

Devious sinners may suggest that the lack of huge numbers of fireball related deaths was attributable to a small amount of fuel available at the end of a long-haul flight from Paris to Toronto. Or the relative difficulty of atmospheric ignition of fumes in a torrential downpour. Or that Toronto's Pearson Airport had been under a "red alert" since midday on Tuesday because of the danger of lightning, and had well trained experts on the scene in seconds. Their godless ways will see them suffer in a lake of brimstone for eternity.

Editors have been informed of the papal decree from the vatican on the strict definition of the term miracle, and it's usage in news reporting. Supporters in the campaign for the beatification of John Paul the second point to "the miracle of the free car-park space near the trolleys" and "the miracle of the sun rising in the morning".