30 October, 2005

East Sussex average IQ - slight rise

Fire crews cut the bodies of five teenagers from the wreckage of a stolen car early hours of Saturday.

All the victims were aged between 14 and 16. One was named as Daniel Carwardine, aged 16. His father, Lee, laid flowers at the scene of the crash.

A look at the message reveals that Daniel must have inherited his staggering intellect from his parents:

A card left with flowers said: "To our lovely son Daniel. We will always love you, thank you for being our son for such a brief time. Mum and Dad."

12 Step to the white courtesy phone:

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October 30, 2005 10:39 am

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October 30, 2005 10:39 am

Blogger Richard shout your mess

Well, that's about the funniest unintentionally funny thing I've read in a long time. Who da thunk it?

October 30, 2005 3:09 pm

Blogger MadMondo shout your mess

You sail close to the wind DC, close to the wind.

October 30, 2005 8:36 pm

Blogger Chris shout your mess

Yeah MM I had to check the batteries in my Sympathy Meter, but it turns out they were fine.

Of course the families are now blaming the Police for chasing the kids. It's a tough break - they fucked up and paid a high price for youthful idiocy, but play with fire.

Darwin award contender?

I leave the final comment to my father "How can it be joyriding in a Metro?"

October 31, 2005 9:54 am

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October 31, 2005 12:08 pm

Blogger MadMondo shout your mess

I can confirm your sympathy meter is working just fine. Any vestiges I may have had have been erased by the fact that they consider the constabulary in any way to blame - this from the parents ultimately responsible for the anti-social, illegal and law evading actions of their son (and heir not-to-be) and his ASBO wielding companions.

Reminds me of when I testified against another gormless twocing fuckwad. The only reason I was called to give verbal evidence was because the defence hoped to find some contratictory accounts about what the fuck he'd being doing and possibly to fill the defendant's drug induced mental gap of his activities. Unfortunately the more I spoke the more clarity there was. The beaming smiles on the faces of the two coppers in the court was the first indication that this plan had somewhat backfired.

At least they can console themselves with the fact that they don't live in the US where they would also have had to spend time picking out the bits of lead and copper that would have been injected into his body at considerable velocity by numerous officers of the law to prevent him prosecuting further acts of misdemeanour. A strategy we could possibly adopt in ol' Blighty if we just started refering to them as urban terrorists.

October 31, 2005 2:31 pm

Blogger MrNoxious shout your mess

Hey, my first car was a metro, and it brought me much joy.

October 31, 2005 8:17 pm

Blogger Chris shout your mess

I too had a Metro. Brown natch (What was it with BL and earth tones?)

But if you had a choice of cars to steal?

November 01, 2005 11:34 am

Blogger bigfootcookie shout your mess

I too have given evidence against a drugged up car thief, and the joy of the police officers that I'd actually turned up, was quite a surprise.

Not as big a smile from the defence solicitor, when he realised I wasn't another police officer, but a prosecution witness.

If you accept a lift from an underage, under qualified driver in a stolen car, you pay the price.

Sorry. Did the instruction manual that you received at birth say that life was fair?

November 01, 2005 9:23 pm

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December 05, 2005 5:34 pm

Anonymous Anonymous shout your mess

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February 06, 2007 7:33 pm


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