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Holding a stiff net up in the news breeze.
159mph Pc's acquittal overturned
Pc Mark Milton as had his acquittal for speeding and dangerous driving overturned.
Milton was recorded doing 159mph in December 2003 but was cleared after the court heard he was "familiarising" himself with a new car.
Residents in West Mercia say: "Thank Fuck for that - they've just received new truncheons"
Cartoon outrage hits Danish export business
A series of cartoons in the Danish press depicting the Prophet Muhammad have caused offence throughout the Middle East. Shoppers in Saudi Arabia have been urged not to buy Danish goods. The makers of Danish Bacon remain unfazed.
Bush warns of addiction
President George W Bush has warned the US must break its "addiction" to oil, in his State of the Union address. He said the US was too reliant on oil, often from "unstable" countries, and had to find alternatives.
Former roomate Chuck Bradley reported yesterday that it reminded him of the time Dubya decided they couldn't rely on that flaky mexican at college for weed. And should like totally grow their own in a cupboard man. Heh heh heh.
posted by Chris at 3:08 pm
2 Step to the white courtesy phone:
WBB - what can I say I'm a complex guy. Say what you like about the Nazis, they knew a cool look when they found it. When was the last time you heard about transgressive sex-play featuring a commie?
Taoski - Fascinated listening to the "state of the onion" speech about the threat of unstable countries, and those seeking nuke-ular power. Love to see a poll of the entire world population and see who is rated most unstable and least trusted with nukes.
February 02, 2006 9:51 am
Well the Yanks have only used nukes once - and that was pretty much straight out of the wrapping (a bit like a kid with a new bike who just couldn't wait to play with their new toy). So you can understand why they think the Iranians might be just the same.
Given how some of the less measured Mohammedins have reacted to the bacon boys' attempt at international humour you can sorta understand their concern tho.
February 02, 2006 11:58 pm
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