Students vote for Porn On Campus TV

LA JOLLA, California. -- University of California, San Diego (UCSD) students voted in a special election Friday to determine whether pornography can be aired on the student television station, SRTV.

The show, Koala TV, showed graphic sex and nudity which was banned by the UCSD student council.

"It was offensive because it was explicit porno, it showed every kind of sexual act I could think of," student council member Denis Shmidt said.

That evening Schmidt's girlfriend Lisbet "Lizzie" Gilchrist, confided in friends how accurate the statement had been. Over her fourth Margarita Gilchrist expressed frustration at her boyfriends "two moves" and lack of finesse at both. "You know the other day I suggested he might like to spank me and call me a dirty, bad girl. The look on his face, I may as well have suggested inviting another guy in to piss on us whilst I fingered his ass"