27 January, 2006

The unforgettable twat

Tedious warbler Bono has launched a new brand, Product Red, with a share of profits to go to the fight against Aids in Africa.

Launch partners include American Express, Gap, Converse and Giorgio Armani. These titans of creative thinking have got right outside the box and come up with a range of products that will include T-shirts, footwear, sunglasses and a credit card. Coloured red. Presumably this taps into the market segment identified as "That multi-millionaire tax exile guy's cool. He's down isn't he? He's always talking about stuff. Can I look like a sanctimonious prick too?"

He stressed that this was a commercial venture and not philanthropy.

"Philanthropy is like hippy music, holding hands. Red is more like punk rock, hip hop" Bono said. Sources remain unclear as to whether he then struck a street b-boy pose with one hand on his chin, before rushing off to meet the pope.

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January 29, 2006 12:34 am

 
Blogger Chris shout your mess

Au contraire, WBB. Mr Bonio has spent plenty of time in the past spraffing with the Pope, he also hangs with Dubya and our Tone as well.

Read about him being shown round the white house here. Or enjoy our maverick crusading AIDS campaigner calling the Pope a "great man" here



I just found out my pal Simon became a father today, (daughter), and his team (Brentford) beat Sunderland to get to the FA cup fith round. Talk about a red letter day!

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