22 November, 2006

How do you spell insecure?

Bloody Porsches, they're everywhere these days aren't they? If only there was a way to make mine more, what's the word I'm looking for, unique? No that's not it, more... crass.

Well now thanks to the good folk at Name Your Porsche you can have a personalised badge crafted for your favourite "Ass-engined Nazi slot car" in the imortal words of P.J. O'Rourke.

The website has some suggestions - probably a good idea as any potential customer surely wears their lack of imagination quite literally as a badge of honour. Why not make a subtle reference to your yacht, or your favourite make of shotgun? How about 'my third', or 'thanks daddy'?

Proof positive that whilst they are the pinnacle of refined sportscar design, for some people a Porsche will remain the ultimate phallic symbol. The penis after all, just like a Porsche Cayenne is ultimately driven by a cunt.

6 Step to the white courtesy phone:

Blogger Richard shout your mess

It's shame isn't it? Such a lovely example of automotive design and engineering lusted after by a bunch of twunts.

November 23, 2006 1:46 pm

 
Blogger Chris shout your mess

I can see Helmut weeping into his beer in Stuttgart "Over decades we've designed and refined the ultimate subtle car, like a beautifully tailored suit it speaks softly of a certain mature sophistication. And then you add a gold badge that says Miss Killa. Schweinhund"

November 23, 2006 2:26 pm

 
Blogger Tired and emotional shout your mess

Mine says: Sunseeker support vehicle

November 23, 2006 4:25 pm

 
Anonymous Anonymous shout your mess

I'd have to put on Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung, as it's the longest German word I can remember, and apt

November 24, 2006 1:26 pm

 
Blogger MadMondo shout your mess

I don't think Helmut is crying at all. If I know Helmut they'll be tears of laughter streaming down his sweaty Schwarbenland jowls while he has his nuts blown (technical term) by some pretty fraulein after cashing in a miniscule number of Porsche stock options from his huge portfolio. And Helmut is crying because he knows that without Porsche's imense popularity among the crass and feckless his beloved Bettina would be tighening a Frankfurt banker's sack and not his.

Happy days.

November 24, 2006 6:13 pm

 
Blogger Niamh Peck shout your mess

Wow that's cool, personalizing your badge! I wanna do it for my Porsche also. decal stickers

August 01, 2013 4:23 am

 

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