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McLaren Electronic Systems has confirmed that in partnership with Microsoft it will be supplying engine control units (ECU) to all F1 teams from 2008.

The FIA selected the joint application of Microsoft and McLaren three months ago, but until now neither Microsoft nor McLaren commented on their win, with McLaren's identity kept secret.

Only in F1 does the solution to spiralling costs and inequality mean getting Microsoft involved.

In a move that business commentators reckon will really help to leverage synergy. McLaren gain from the deal by forming a partnership with an even more dour and humourless company "In business terms, it's like a woman going out clubbing with a fat mate" said one insider, "a fat mate with wonky teeth and a club foot."

In return Bill gets to work with a company boss who makes him look like a normal laugh-a-minute guy.