02 August, 2007

STOP in the name of love

Police in Sioux Falls, South Dakota arrested a 60-year-old man for six charges of indecent exposure.

A man who may find the design of this blog a little too exciting, as Police discovered the perp, Verle Peter Dills, possesed a “large amount” of 8mm and VHS video of Dills engaged in masturbation and sex acts with traffic signs.

Police spokesman Loren McManus revealed “We don’t know how long he’s been doing this,” and that Dills is being held in the Minnehaha County jail on $100,000 cash bail.

$100K may seem a little steep for a victimless crime, but locals fear the signs could have featured wildlife, or worse, schoolchildren.

2 Step to the white courtesy phone:

Blogger Roo shout your mess

Christ what will they do when they find my "stop in the name of love" sign on the back garage wall (honest)

August 08, 2007 12:13 am

Blogger Chris shout your mess



shopped, but nice

August 08, 2007 7:22 am


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