06 September, 2005

Bra Wars - a new hope?

BEIJING - European and Chinese negotiators reached a deal Monday to unblock millions of Chinese garments held up at European ports, and China's trade minister said he hoped for an early settlement.

There are still millions of low-cost bras and knickers in bonded warehouses throughout Europe awaiting their fate. At such a difficult time it is the consumers of these lower valued garments who will suffer. But help is at hand.

Rich toffs are being urged to donate bras and knickers to the driverchris depot for redistribution throughout the realm. And in an act of eco-friendly solidarity donors are requested to do their bit for global warming by wearing the items for an extra day first. And not washing them. And if you could go for a bike ride whilst thinking about firemen first that would be great.

4 Step to the white courtesy phone:

Blogger Taoski shout your mess

MMmmmm.. silky

September 06, 2005 11:19 am

 
Blogger Richard shout your mess

You planning to sell those or keep them?

September 06, 2005 3:44 pm

 
Anonymous Anonymous shout your mess

Ah Mr WBB, how's the tonsil-less neck?

September 06, 2005 4:04 pm

 
Blogger Chris shout your mess

Duh!

Wear them on my head

September 06, 2005 5:09 pm

 

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