05 January, 2006

Deep down idiot

US President George W Bush has insisted that honourable policy and justice are alive and well in America. "Sometimes we don't see it that way on the surface, but I'm tellin' ya, deep down they're alive." Mr Bush, speaking on a visit to San Antonio, Texas, said that "whilst fair-play could easily get trapped underground in a poisonous atmosphere of liberal hand wringing" eventually it would be rescued by a combination of conservative Republican values and business thinking. "We're going to rescue truth and justice"

Truth and justice were last heard from on Wednesday evening, when the seam of lies, half-truths and obfuscation propping-up the current policies collapsed. Nothing has been heard from them recently and they are not expected to survive. An expert from a West Virginia mining firm commented "When you sink this deep it's hard to say how you get out easily."

3 Step to the white courtesy phone:

Blogger bigfootcookie shout your mess

Wizards First Rule: People Are Stupid.


People can be made to believe any lie because they want to believe it is true, or because they are afraid that it is true. - Terry Goodkind

Goes without saying that GWB is King Stupid.

January 05, 2006 1:04 pm

 
Blogger Richard shout your mess

Bile rising, reflux kicking in, head spinning, blood vessels popping.........arrrrgh, thud!

January 05, 2006 1:59 pm

 
Blogger MadMondo shout your mess

BFC's right. People are really really stupid. If Bush's 'folks' were truly Machievelian and thus playing on this stupidity I would be worried but as they are equally stupid and believe the Stalinist / Neo Nazi freedom through security rhetoric they spout all I can think is here we go again.

Lovely metphorical imagery.

January 06, 2006 2:23 pm

 

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