King stupid

The Prince of Wales has reportedly considered using the name George when he becomes King. He has discussed ditching the title Charles III because of associations with some of the bloodiest periods in the monarchy's history, the Times says.

Yes, that'll convince everybody that you're family is no longer an anachronistic blot on the country that hoovers up money and should be decommissioned as soon as humanley possible. The pointless oxygen thief was also considering being renamed King Sellafield.