13 December, 2005

Bonnie Langford's hellspawn

Is there anything more annoying than a precocious child? Of course there is, one that gets indulged instead of a clip round the ear.

A 10-year-old schoolgirl who wrote a self-help guide to help her deal with her parents' divorce is to have her book published, it emerged yesterday. When her mother and father separated three and a half years ago Libby Rees wrote a list of the things that helped her make sense of what was going on. The result was a 60-page book called Help, Hope and Happiness, containing gems like the following:

Positive thinking Try looking in the mirror, first thing in the morning and say out loud to yourself "I am better and better every day!" five times.

You might think it's a little cruel to have a pop at a 10 year old, even if it now becomes clear who's been authoring all those motivational posters. You'd be wrong. Libby's stepped into the limelight to share her prepubescent wisdom with anyone willing to pay. Different rules apply now poppet.

Where the fuck were the parents, whose duty it is to raise our junior scribbler, and protect her? Protect her from stupid ideas for trite empty photo-op stories where everybody ends up used?

Probably in a bidding war with Richard & Judy whilst considering sexually abusing their youngest to get a lucrative two book deal.

6 Step to the white courtesy phone:

Blogger Taoski shout your mess

I heard this story on Radio4 this morning on my way to Brum.

How very odd....
Adrian Mole, all is forgiven!

Ps. Nice way to "Opie" up your site.
I was thinking of doing something recently in the same stylie - but of my family... we shall see.

But who are the other 2 people?

December 13, 2005 9:51 pm

 
Blogger Chris shout your mess

Hola T,
Mr Ringo Starr and Thora Birch of course - mmmm zeitgeisty.

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