18 January, 2006

Don't let the morons grind you down

In what must be the most incongruos coincidence of legal proceedings for quite some time, Muslim cleric Abu Hamza al-Masri is currently on trial at the Old Bailey, denying 15 charges that include inciting racial hatred.

Meanwhilst at Leeds Crown Court, BNP leader Nick Griffin, and protege Mark Collett, 24, face a series of race hate charges.

The obvious fact is that these demented morons are more alike than they'd ever recognise never mind admit. Filled with a heady mix of ideological cant and zealous victimhood it's always somebodys fault, whether it be the jews or the asians, zionists running the world or paki's taking our jobs. Edit the inflammatory rhetoric and see if you can guess who said what.

Wouldn't it just be too good if they were found guilty and all ended up sharing a cell. The pilot writes itself...

Exterior shot: Milton Keynes prison.
Voiceover: Nick "Fletch" Griffin, you are an habitual Nazi, who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same casual manner...

Interior, cell: Fletch takes the impressionable moron "Godper" Collett under his wing to show him the ropes of far-right idiocy. But before he can pass on a nugget of wisdom whilst pinning up another "English Rose" (Denise, just turned 16, stats 32,48,32) on the wall the no-nonsense screw Officer MacFulton intoduces their new cellmate. But oh no! it's blind, hook-handed "Blanco" Hamza. And the stage is set for a laugh-riot of "us and them" observation, and just maybe, some touching life lessons.

Don't miss next week, when Blanco doesn't realise he's playing draughts with an enormous nosed fraudster called Cohen, and Fletch has to do some quick thinking to save Godper from the prison Bull-queer "Grouty" and his plan to "toss his fresh salad" all over B-Wing.

7 Step to the white courtesy phone:

Blogger bigfootcookie shout your mess


They really don't see how much they have in common, do they?

In the same cell? Yes, that would be funny.

Bigoted cunts.

January 19, 2006 8:26 am

Blogger Chris shout your mess

Two Jewish men travel the subway everyday for years and years and read the Jewish Press every morning.

Then one morning one of them is reading an Arabic newspaper and the other one says, “What's a matter with you? Why are you reading that paper? Have you lost your mind?”

He said, “No. To tell you the truth all I read in the Jewish Press is that Israel has been blown up and that the Jews aren't allowed to enter and that life is terrible. In this paper it says we own all the banks, we own the media. Life is much better in this paper.”

January 19, 2006 9:35 am

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V good.

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