08 February, 2006

e-fit up

A crime victim has criticised a police e-fit of a suspect saying although the thief had an unusual appearance he "didn't look that odd".

Publican Kim Rule, joint licensee of The Grebe in Stalham, Norfolk, said she was hoping officers would release a new picture of the burglary suspect. The man is thought to have been involved in stealing two small safes from the pub on Sunday.

Nobody is quite sure which is the more worrying explanation:

1 The Norfolk Constabulary have defrauded the money they were given for computers (presumably because it is the magic of the wookie hole) and instead use prit-stick and magazines.
More evidence here

2 There are people in Norfolk who look like this

3 Marty Feldman and Hitler had a camp lovechild

6 Step to the white courtesy phone:

Blogger Taoski shout your mess

That made me cry you bastard!

February 09, 2006 9:34 am

 
Blogger Chris shout your mess

You just have too much empathy luv.

February 09, 2006 11:16 am

 
Blogger MadMondo shout your mess

They should go back to using mr potatohead - that's where they got the nose from for sure.

February 09, 2006 8:20 pm

 
Blogger bigfootcookie shout your mess

LMFAO!

That "Bogus Health Worker" looks like an alien abductee drawing!

February 10, 2006 12:28 pm

 
Blogger Ghone shout your mess

That is wrong is so many ways.
Like some freak "The Fly - transport pod" mix up.

February 10, 2006 7:19 pm

 
Blogger Ghone shout your mess

That is wrong is so many ways.
Like some freak "The Fly - transport pod" mix up.

February 10, 2006 7:21 pm

 

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