e-fit up

A crime victim has criticised a police e-fit of a suspect saying although the thief had an unusual appearance he "didn't look that odd".

Publican Kim Rule, joint licensee of The Grebe in Stalham, Norfolk, said she was hoping officers would release a new picture of the burglary suspect. The man is thought to have been involved in stealing two small safes from the pub on Sunday.

Nobody is quite sure which is the more worrying explanation:

1 The Norfolk Constabulary have defrauded the money they were given for computers (presumably because it is the magic of the wookie hole) and instead use prit-stick and magazines.
More evidence here

2 There are people in Norfolk who look like this

3 Marty Feldman and Hitler had a camp lovechild