07 February, 2006

shandycam

Japanese camera maker Nikon has tripled its profits in the last quarter from 5.9bn Yen to 19.8bn on the back of strong sales of digital cameras that automatically focus on human faces.

Nikon has seen strong sales of its digital SLR cameras with interchangeable lenses and bodies and noted that sales of compact digital cameras have been boosted by the success of new face recognition models.

In a tacit aknowledgement that pornography is now the driving force in technology development Nikon will be adding their "upskirt mode" to forthcoming models, metering flash and white balance accordingly.

Sony have quickly responded with an addition to their "Cyber-shot" range. The "Money-shot" offers class leading flash refresh rates combined with pin-sharp capture. The press kit claims it will freeze the moment beautifully as thick pearlescent ropes cover glasses and hair.

Rumours that they are developing a follow up to the popular DCR-PC350 MiniDV Handycam that integrates a slap-bass sequencer and wah-wah are as yet unconfirmed.

3 Step to the white courtesy phone:

Blogger bigfootcookie shout your mess

I have a Nikon Coolpix 5000!

Hopefully the upskirt attachment will soon become available here in the UK.

I am nearly over the last period of probation and license I was awarded, so I can resume my "activities" fairly soon!

February 07, 2006 11:29 am

 
Blogger MadMondo shout your mess

Are they replacing that fake shutter click with other audio settings such as "Come on baby, work it for the camera", "Yeah baby, yeah" & "and I'm spent" as well?

February 07, 2006 9:15 pm

 
Blogger bigfootcookie shout your mess

....or Oooften, Das is mine shitten?

February 10, 2006 12:27 pm

 

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