04 February, 2006

All I wanna do... is make you shut up

Cyclist Lance Armstrong and singer Sheryl Crow have said they are separating, five months after announcing their engagement.

A joint statement gave no reason for the "very tough decision", and they appealed for privacy "at this very difficult time".

Armstrong, 34, who has won the Tour de France a record seven times, has been married once before. World famous for feats of stamina and endurance against all odds, Armstrong said there's only so many fucking times I can hear that tune about the carwash and drinking suds. For fucks sake woman.

3 Step to the white courtesy phone:

Blogger Leilouta shout your mess

I love all the pictures/posters that you post.

February 04, 2006 7:04 pm

Blogger Chris shout your mess

You're too kind.

February 04, 2006 8:11 pm

Blogger bigfootcookie shout your mess

His stamina is obviously limited to bikes then...........

February 06, 2006 3:50 pm


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