I see you've played knifey spooney before

Swiss utility knife manufacturer Wenger present the Giant Knife Version 1.0.

Featuring 85 tools (see the full list here) you'll need deep pockets in every sense to own one of these. Not only is it a convenient 8.75 inches wide, it'll set you back a cool 1,200 dollars.

Perfect for removing a horse lodged in a boy scouts foot.