03 January, 2007

google "stretch tranny" at your peril

The Transit is named International Van of the Year 2007 and Ford celebrates that with a special one-off 7.4 metre long model.

The 2500 Kg stretch tranny gets a 128 Bhp 2.2-litre diesel engine, enough to transport a large number of slags – whether it's to do a post-office blag by day or later to a hen party at shaggers nightclub.

Yes the always democratic workhorse that is the Ford Transit. To get even better value from it – print out a picture of it and tell the Daily Mail reader in your office that Ford have developed a new model especially so that Polish and Bulgarian plasterers can bring their extended families over to "soft touch Britain".

Happy New Year!

2 Step to the white courtesy phone:

Blogger Roo shout your mess

Try looking for Drag Racing! :o)

January 05, 2007 4:50 pm

 
Blogger MadMondo shout your mess

You could photoshop it and make it even longer - this may induce a convulsive heart attack if done properly.

January 06, 2007 2:40 pm

 

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