10 giveaways whilst driving that may mean you are in fact involved in a high speed chase
- Your tyres are squealing on every corner. Even on grass.
- Just when you think you're going really fast, you look across to another car and forcefully select another, even higher gear!
- When you look into the rear-view mirror you notice that your eyes are narrowing in a really cool way.
- You are listening to either Spybreak by the Propellerheads, or fast pickin' banjo music.
- You got into the car having slid across the bonnet.
- Even though you are driving a 1.8 litre straight four, as you drive by one could swear it sounds like a small block V8.
- You keep looking at the speedo as it climbs quickly past the legal limit for this road.
- You're gonna prove that Esposito is involved in cocaine importation godammit! (smacks dashboard).
- You are in split screen.
- Quick, cut through that alley. That one. The one with the boxes.
1 Step to the white courtesy phone:
Damn boxes!
February 28, 2007 6:14 pm
Post a Comment
<< Home