28 February, 2007

10 giveaways whilst driving that may mean you are in fact involved in a high speed chase

  • Your tyres are squealing on every corner. Even on grass.

  • Just when you think you're going really fast, you look across to another car and forcefully select another, even higher gear!

  • When you look into the rear-view mirror you notice that your eyes are narrowing in a really cool way.

  • You are listening to either Spybreak by the Propellerheads, or fast pickin' banjo music.

  • You got into the car having slid across the bonnet.

  • Even though you are driving a 1.8 litre straight four, as you drive by one could swear it sounds like a small block V8.

  • You keep looking at the speedo as it climbs quickly past the legal limit for this road.

  • You're gonna prove that Esposito is involved in cocaine importation godammit! (smacks dashboard).

  • You are in split screen.

  • Quick, cut through that alley. That one. The one with the boxes.

1 Step to the white courtesy phone:

Anonymous Anonymous shout your mess

Damn boxes!

February 28, 2007 6:14 pm


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