11 February, 2006

Canyonero

Londoners are the Britons most likely to buy 4x4 vehicles, one of the findings of a new survey by The AA.

About 16% of London motorists plan to buy an off-road vehicle in the next year, twice as many as Scottish drivers.

The reason most often cited for taking Henrietta and Tarquin to school in a 2 tonne four wheel drive mud plugger is safety. You can't help imagine the streets would be safer for children to walk to school if there were less leviathan cars being inexpertly driven by slack cunted morons wearing headscarves.

It is everybody's right to choose a vehicle that they like. They've worked hard and earned the money. Good for them. Here's a simple solution. Random spot tests on driving ability. If you can't parallel park your vehicle into a generous space within 90 seconds you lose.

The nations schoolgates will be a nirvana of clean air and empty streets within a year.

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Blogger MadMondo shout your mess

Assuming that everyone replaces their cars every three years that means by 2010 48% of London motorists will have considered buying an off-road vehicle. Hang on a sec though - these thickos drive in London so the AA's probably right. And they wonder why it's so difficult to get Tarquin to A&E when his asthma attack leaves him blue and puffy.

Need to tune up your logic there mate - specious testing does not sit square with your inalienable right argument. But change 'you loose' to 'you get shot point blank in the face with a shotgun' and I'll overlook it - and it's then a driving test you could sell to Channel 5.

February 11, 2006 11:02 pm

 

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