07 March, 2006

Dodge City

In another shock survey revelation, American Scienticians reveal that armed drivers are more dangerous.

A survey of 2400 drivers carried out by David Hemenway and colleagues at the Harvard School of Public Health shows motorists who carry guns in their cars are far more likely to indulge in road rage - driving aggressively or making obscene gestures - than motorists without guns. (Accident Analysis and Prevention, DOI:10.1016/j.aap.2005.12.014).

Yet in some states it is easier than ever to own a gun and carry it in a car. In the past two decades 23 states have eased restrictions on carrying guns reveals researcher Mary Vriniotis. Police no longer have the right to ban someone they consider unsuitable from owning a gun. People now only have to pass background checks, such as the absence of criminal convictions.

In what is driverchris' contender for 2006's most world-weary understatement Vriniotis says: "Our findings indicate that the people driving around with guns in their cars are not among the most responsible and best-behaved people on the road,"

In an inflammatory statement guaranteed to anger every right thinking free American, the god-dammed commie liberal continues... "In the interests of injury and violence prevention, it probably makes more sense to tighten rather than relax restrictions on gun carrying in motor vehicles."

4 Step to the white courtesy phone:

Blogger Richard shout your mess

In another shock finding it appears that if a bullet goes through the brain at very high velocity there is overwhelming evidence to suggest that death may be a subsequent side effect.

Of course not everyone that has been shot in the head has died, so it's just leftie, pinko, faggot hysteria that preoves nothing.

March 07, 2006 5:34 pm

Blogger Chris shout your mess

"If they want my brain cell, they'll have to pry it outta my cold dead skull"

Does CafePress do bumper stickers?

March 07, 2006 7:02 pm

Blogger Ghone shout your mess

Oh, give me strength!

March 07, 2006 9:02 pm

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April 08, 2006 3:41 pm


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