17 February, 2006

Concentrate, here comes the science bit

A lorry driver has been found after being kidnapped by robbers from a motorway service station. The victim was hit on the head and bundled into a van by two masked men at Sandbach northbound services on the M6 in Cheshire on Wednesday afternoon.

A third man drove away his load of L'Oreal beauty products. The driver was found unharmed in Warrington later that afternoon and his trailer was found burnt out near the M61 at Aspul, Greater Manchester.

His silver and blue DAF lorry, with white curtain-sided trailer and marked Francis Transport was taken with its load of 31 pallets. Their value is not known.

Presumably their value is unknown because in a beauty based interpretation of Schrodinger's famous thought experiment - whilst on a pallet it's an emulsion of fat and water with some perfumes added; whearas on the shelf in Harvey Nichols it becomes more expensive gram for gram than Gold.

At the moment, the stolen products are existing in a quantum state of dual value, until the waveform collapses and they reappear at a car boot sale - two for a fiver.

The robbers were believed to have employed cosh-firming technology using pro-smackinol A, developed by Laborotoire Dave.

And the reason? Because they're worth it.

9 Step to the white courtesy phone:

Blogger bigfootcookie shout your mess

LMFAO!

I've wet my pants.

Again.

February 17, 2006 11:48 am

 
Blogger Richard shout your mess

Pro-smackinol A is pure genius.

February 17, 2006 4:09 pm

 
Blogger psmly01 shout your mess

Ahh dual value, kinda like the internet v's HMV.....With crims of this calibre who needs camp freddie?

February 17, 2006 6:48 pm

 
Blogger Chris shout your mess

Hola Amigos!

Glad to amuse, chaps.

Can I get guest list for your gig P?

February 17, 2006 8:19 pm

 
Blogger Sally W shout your mess

If the universe did start with a bang - when God loved and the angels sang - one of the sparks that flew - chased time to become you :) xaNax

February 18, 2006 2:45 am

 
Blogger Richard shout your mess

Spam, spam, spam, spam.

February 19, 2006 12:31 am

 
Blogger psmly01 shout your mess

Of course you can cristophe, there are plenty of small time guest houses along my street, or alternatively there maybe room at the inn Mlynarski. Be warned, the place will be crawling with my low life mates who'll more than likely be pushing the boundries of society.
Or maybe they'll just be pished, I know I will be...

February 23, 2006 1:29 pm

 
Blogger Simon Langer shout your mess

Hi there, I was surfing the internet and I found your blog. I like the way how this all works.

I'll come by again.

Many thanks,

Warrington

May 22, 2006 3:39 pm

 
Blogger Online Degree Adviser shout your mess

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May 23, 2006 8:43 am

 

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