11 June, 2007

He is the messiah!

Well done Lewis Hamilton. You drove the car round and came first. You still seem like a nice young man and it's apparent you've worked hard to achieve your success.

Just one last favour? Could you please ask the meejah types to shut the fuck up about you for five fucking seconds. It used to just be James 'bellowing idiocy' Allen but now everybody has jumped on board. I watch motorsport because I enjoy watching motorsport oddly enough, involving a range of teams and drivers with all sorts of backgrounds. We can bear slightly more complexity than Mark Blundell earnestly telling Steve Rider "duh brown boy is Engerland innit, he done driven fasterer round duh windy roads. Eng-er-land!" I know it's cute watching Blundell furrow his brow as he tries to remember his "special words, what are hard, like sums" but please.

Get ready for the inevitable backlash, for as surely as newspaper writers are lazy venal idiots there will be one. And when some earnest talking head asks "Oh why do we have to knock successful people in this country?" you can tell them "because you spent six months telling me that he shits diamond cufflinks and can heal animals with his rainbow vision."

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Blogger MadMondo shout your mess

Spot on. BBC's Sports Personality of the Year is shaping up to be a vomit inducing festival of obsequiousness and sycophancy. Unless ITV demands extortionate fees to televise his prowess in which case it'll focus on yet another minor horse faced royal engaged in a niche sport.

June 11, 2007 5:46 pm

 
Blogger Roo shout your mess

Don't worry, he'll be spotted by the press coming out of a KwikSave and then they'll trash his reputation and drive him to drink and a lingering british press death.. it's what they do with succesful people.

June 12, 2007 12:14 am

 
Blogger MadMondo shout your mess

BTW has anyone told Alonso he wasn't driving a lawnmower?

June 12, 2007 4:47 pm

 
Blogger MadMondo shout your mess

PS - Off to La Sarthe in a few hours to see some real racing. Woo hoo!

June 13, 2007 12:07 am

 

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