14 February, 2006

Public disinformation

Make your children aware of rouge Askeys. They particularly prey on man-made fibres but are willing to deal slow, squeaky Allegro based death to any unprepared child.

West country giant Dave Prowse may not be available to help your child.

Teach them of the dangers of Askey and quantic steering wheels.

3 Step to the white courtesy phone:

Blogger Taoski shout your mess

"Hey kids....
Wanna come and listen to my obscure psychobilly records whilst I watch The Terminator again?"

February 14, 2006 1:33 pm

 
Blogger Richard shout your mess

Use the forks Luke

February 14, 2006 2:21 pm

 
Blogger Ghone shout your mess

But kids, Napalm Death are really cool.
But I wont share my bed with anyone!

February 17, 2006 11:04 pm

 

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